A baby, if you really break it down, is just a tiny, shirtless, bald human being with a bag of its own crap tied around its waist.

Patton Oswalt is a comedian who's face you probably won't recognise, but his voice you almost certainly will. His routine hangs almost entirely upon his voice, which is good because the whole thing doens't fall apart on cd like some comedians. He also has the uncanny ability to sound exactly like he looks. I'm not sure how he does it but i've seen this man live and it is exactly like the image in your head from listening to this.

Patton Oswalt - Feelin Kinda Patton